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  • Sideways
  • London
  • Fight Club
  • Collateral

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  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    ★★½

  • Romeo Must Die

    ★★★★

  • The Throne

    ★★★½

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  • Locke

    Locke

    ★★★★★

    The place to start is that there is nothing like this movie. One actor, one location, one scene, for the duration, playing out a quiet drama. This should not work under any circumstances, which is why no one is crazy enough to try. Imagine accepting the challenge of taking this bare bare skeleton and packing more human meat onto these bones than most movies could ever dream. Make it look like Collateral, sound like Ex Machina, feel like Margin Call,…

  • London

    London

    ★★★★★

    London is a symbol for God, or belief in anything. Syd is a hopelessly lost soul because the only thing he ever believed in was someone he didn’t know how to love and eventually pushed away. He is condemned to drown in his own toxic anxiety, depression, and rage because he thinks faith and spiritual connection are silly and wrong, but also seemingly ineffective. He doesn’t think the human condition can be solved or even endured.

    For most of the…

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  • Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    Bill Burr: Drop Dead Years

    Might be the only coherent political mind alive, which is to say, mostly disengaged occasional bomb-thrower. The KKK in the HOV lane bit is terrific, as well as the dudes dropping dead bit.

  • The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)

    ★★½

    Look, I find the recent attacks on free speech from both sides of the aisle to be terrible, but in the trolling spirit that pervades all internet life today, I would like to call for the banning of:

    - Family dramedies about affluent people with no real problems

    - Family dramedies that aren’t funny beyond a few restrained chuckles

    - Family dramedies that need a dying parent to manufacture any sort of plot or conflict or stakes

    - All-Star casts…

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  • Rebel Ridge

    Rebel Ridge

    ½

    Lessons from this movie:

    1. Thank you for your service. Just like 12 Years a Slave, the injustice is not the injustice; it’s the fact that a man who SHOULD be exempt from injustice had to improperly suffer what is acceptable to non-servicemen and/or more belligerent (Tyreek Hill yesterday!) than our Brave Stoic Veteran here. The fact that he is Black is never explicitly stated, but it’s all-too obvious until…they find out he’s actually Green! Had they only known!

    2.…

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★½

    Definitely seems to hit much harder if you are religious, which I am not. The tragedy of losing God from your heart is hard to identify with if you were never forced to carve out space for him by your elders and/or community.

    I was ready for a 90-minute conversation with Death, but got a scattered 20-30 minutes of seriousness surrounded by an hour of unserious unfocused peasant nonsense. 12 Angry Men is such a shining example of doing less…