Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  the whole thing is so dumb and unrealistic and it’s so entertaining if you just turn your brain off (and ignore the copious amounts of dismemberment and whatnot)

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  Pacific Rim 2013

  ★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  everything was so bad ESPECIALLY Idris Elba’s ugly mustache

Popular reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jan 2025

  sometimes I love watching movies in theaters and sometimes the disabled wife begs for love and is called a cow and the tone of distinctly male laughter rings out for all to hear

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Nov 2024

  this is like when they give you a lecture then take you on a field trip to make sure the point really sticks

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