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  • Anora
  • Longlegs
  • Challengers
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  • Despicable Me 4

    ★★

  • Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

  • Friday

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Wicked

    Wicked

    ★★★★

    ohhhhhhh my goodness gracious (i’ll type a review tomorrow when my jaw isn’t on the fucking floor)

    edit: rewrite time! (4.5 -> 4)
    hoooooooly shit. i felt it was fitting for me to give this movie a couple of days to sit within my mind before i glazed it (if i did the same thing with joker: folie à deux, why wouldn’t i give wicked the same treatment?) and i think that was the right choice, because now i recognize…

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

    i’ve been letting this movie sit with me all day and think about what i truly wanted to say, and i’m honestly still unsure what to think about it. on one hand, i recognize its merits and intentional de-merits, but on the other hand, beyond its intent, it made for a dreary, boring, and insignificant watch.

    with a movie as critically acclaimed as its predecessor, joker: folie à deux had a golden pathway to a superb sequel, touching on the…

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  • Despicable Me 4

    Despicable Me 4

    ★★

    yikes

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★★

    i feel like every time i give a movie five stars, i can never write a good enough review because i seriously have no criticisms. pride and prejudice is, with no uncertainty, a flawless movie. there is not a dull moment; a wasted moment of dialogue; a poor soundtrack choice; a bad camera shot: it’s all expertly executed. it makes two hours feel like nothing. i cannot recommend this enough!!!!!!

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  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★

    walked home in a blizzard after this. the things i do for you, josh ruben. 

    entertaining, but thin. too gory to be a comedy and not gory enough to be a fully-fleshed camp horror flick - not sure how to feel about it.

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    watched at the request of birthday boy nate rod. what an experience