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Bunny and the Bull 2009

★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

This contains the first Darlington-born penis (Simon Farnaby's) I've seen in a film as of yet, so that's something. As well as the fact I'm currently in the midst of making a short film that completely coincidentally has basically the exact same premise. I liked the design of the clockwork bull.
Hundreds of Beavers 2022

★★★★½ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025 2

I would love to drink several ciders with Ryland Brickson Cole Tews - something tells me he's quite clever. Very excited to see his D.B. Cooper movie he and Mike Cheslik are apparently making. Tonight I said "excuse me" to a beaver who was stood in my way. He did a thumbs up and moved, he was very polite.

This Is England '88 2011

★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2021

I love these characters so much.
Requiem for a Dream 2000

★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2021 2

Oh boy, I love pointless, overstylised pessimism! I nearly threw up! Do you ever want to tell a film to shut up sometimes? Cos this was one of them.
Jared Leto looks like a Pixar animated version of Greg Heffley in this.