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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  Well what can I say? This has the be Nicholas cages best performance since the cross which is an absolute classic piece of cinema. This film is shot beautifully on  film and it has loadz and loadz of killingz that look incredible 
  It’s a 10 from me

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  I mean wow does it really get better than this. This was my first watch of this since 2015 and I’ve never seen anything like this. When it was over I dropped down on my knees and bellowed NOOOOOOO!!!!! in anger as the the rest of these films are a slurry of shit and as a human I know I will never experience anything like this film ever again

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  Legend 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  Guns, violence, and lots of naughty swears 
  My ideal film to watch on a Saturday night on the piss 

  Big up mr Hardy

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