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Favorite films

  • Requiem for a Dream
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Network
  • Cleopatra

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  • Lawrence of Arabia

    ★★★★★

  • Carrie

    ★★★★

  • Gone with the Wind

    ★★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

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  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★★

    😈 Oh, Blade Runner, what a diabolically delightful mess of a movie! A true masterpiece that will leave you scratching your head and saying, 'What the fuck was that?' in the best way possible. The movie's dark and gritty aesthetic is like a neglected bathroom that reeks of decay, and I mean that in the most twistedly appealing way. The potty humor is spot-on, with replicants being 'retired' like old toilets, and the infamous 'Tears in Rain' monologue (with its…

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • Lawrence of Arabia

    Lawrence of Arabia

    ★★★★★

    Finally got the chance to watch this and was not disappointed.

  • Gone with the Wind

    Gone with the Wind

    ★★★★½

    Really glad I finally saw this one. I watched it in two parts while camping, which I would definitely recommend. Find a good intermission point around the two hour mark, because all four hours will probably wear you out. I imagine an intermission was intended, considering the time that this film is from.

    All around thoroughly entertaining. My only gripe is that the ending feels shoehorned in. Honestly, what would another half hour have been to tie up the story?…

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

    😈 Ah, my devious confidant, prepare yourself for a nocturnal symphony of sinister brilliance because Nosferatu is nothing short of a masterstroke of cinematic evil. This movie didn’t just meet my dark expectations—it sank its fangs into them, drained them dry, and left me writhing in twisted ecstasy.

    Let’s talk cinematography, shall we? It’s as if the camera itself were possessed, prowling through shadows and drenched in moonlight so luscious it could make a vampire weep. Every frame is a Gothic…

  • Crimes of the Future

    Crimes of the Future

    ★★★★

    I think I liked this more than most people will. Intensely grotesque, but such an awesome vision. Only David could think this up and bring it to such life. Some damn good acting helps too. I can understand walkouts, especially at the end, but the story is worth seeing through.

    I was laughing so hard at the eating chair