Watched this right after getting in a terrible car accident. My car is destroyed. I have a fractured vertebrae. I hurt a lot. And I miss my car :(
RIP Volkswagen Jetta. You were a great car for the 8 or so months I had you.
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Gladiator II 2024
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If anyone watching this thought the flooded colosseum scene was inaccurate, boy do I have news for you!
You want to talk inaccuracies (besides shark-infested colosseum waters) WHY THE FUCK WAS ROME INVADING NUMIDIA AT THE START OF THE MOVIE? Like I get it, Ridley Scott wanted a battle scene, but why choose a region that had already been part of the Roman empire for 200 YEARS? I can look past the fictionalized timeline of Commodus's rule in Gladiator, but…
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The Truman Show 1998
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The questions proposed by The Truman Show are so morally ambiguous yet profound. Is essentially owning and controlling someone's life solely for the purpose of entertainment inherently a bad thing? Especially if they're not subjected to the harsh reality of, well, reality. Truman lives a fairly good life. But it is all fake. The only truth in the world of The Truman Show is what Truman himself brings into it.
The truth is, in a way, what we make of…
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
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They should’ve called this movie: ”Spider-MEN: Home-o-eroticism” because this movie is just three Peter Parker’s in a “no, YOU’RE great” circle jerk. And that is honesty the best part of the movie.
Everyone killed it in their performances, especially Mr. DaFoe. Tom Holland was great as well and I’m really glad they didn’t treat him like an inexperienced Spider-Man compared to Tobey and Andrew’s characters seeing as how they did not go on a universal saving journey with the avengers…
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