Jack Coutts

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Jacks the name, reviewing films and getting 1 females attention because of its the game

Favorite films

  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • Arrival
  • Creed
  • Sherlock Jr.

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  • Tangerine

    ★★★

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

  • Predator

    ★★★

  • Spy

    ★★★

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  • Tangerine

    Tangerine

    ★★★

    Just let the government experiment on the people of LA at this point. 

    I think we need to stop praising every single film that does anything slightly different. Did you know Sean Baker filmed this on an iPhone 5? Well no fucking shit he did, the whole film looks like a year 8’s Facebook profile picture. I actually grew to like the hectic style throughout the film, but let’s not act like this is a breakthrough in filmmaking. 

    This is…

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    ★★★★★

    They’re really out here paying to be given brain damage, when Taylor Swift fans get it for free. 

    Both beautifully hopeful and sad, this is such a unique take on the genre, and one deserving of all its praise. Romance films typically fall unambiguously into successful or unsuccessful upon their climax, yet Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind can be interpreted any way the viewer wishes. 

    You could view the film negatively, believing the reluctance to forget a relationship that…

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  • That Peter Crouch Film

    That Peter Crouch Film

    ★★★★

    He’s big. He’s red. His feet stick out the bed. PETER CROUCH PETER CROUCH

    Love the way he gets support off the Liverpool fans after not scoring in 19 league games but England fans booed him instantly but guess which set get all the abuse

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★½

    Happy May the 4th to all the introverted virgins who celebrate it. In celebration it seems as fitting a time as any to provide some coherence and detail to my opinions on the 6 canon numbered films that exist within the franchise. 

    Introducing someone to Star Wars is a difficult task as the want to display events in chronological order like any sane individual are tainted by the fact you have to watch both The Phantom Menace and Attack of…

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