Favorite films

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  Y2K 2024

  ★★★ Watched 16 Dec 2024 1

  Objectively shite. Subjectively a banger. Blender dick goes hard. 9/11/00 went hard. Fred Durst the goat.

  Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex. Even when it's with a computer

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2024

  Call me a monkey with wings bc I wanna fly up a bit then fall to the ground while a green woman watches in awe (rizz)

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2023 1

  Banger. Certified hood classic. Warm-hearted Awesome Piece. Wap as the kids would say. Art was pretty like ur mom. Music was fire like my mixtape. Can't wait for the next one. Shoutout my boy Yung Spinach Cumshot, can't wait to hear the bars he's dropping in the 3rd film.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Holy shot this was a masterpiece, a film for the ages, already a classic. Allen the goat. Ken goes crazy. Barbie goes hard. I felt high. I love this

  - Some of my friends are jewish

  - I'm Kenough

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