Millennial humor 🤢
-J

Are chola eyebrows coming back? Also, couldn’t stop staring at that horrible wig…
-T

I like it pretty good
-J
She was REALLY bad at her job. Should’ve been fired immediately.
-T

Twins Michael A Jordan and Michael B Jordan star in this vampire thriller that refuses to end, further supporting my theory that no movie should ever exceed 90 minutes
-J
Where’s Edward?
-T

More like Floop’s Fugglies
-J
Alan Cummings was serving us lewks even back then. Did you see this brows?
Can we talk about how Mr Cortez HATED his own son? 
Thumbs thumbs got an itty bitty waist, and a round thing in your face. 
-T

Definitely the dumbest movie two incredible actors Cillian Murphy and Brian Cox have ever been in. The completely unnecessary and unexpected head butt made me laugh really hard

“Where’s your male driven fact based logic now, Jack?”. 
-J

Brian Cox.. more like Brian ROCKS for saving his dumb daughter. Why didn’t she just let Mr. Queef die??
-T

Type writer has really been around..
-T

It was good, my dog was mad at fireworks outside the whole time watching it
-J

Clear was CLEARLY going to die… deaths were 10/10 for me.
-T

These FD movies should be right up my alley, but I end up being a hater after every  single one. Some fun kills, but this is the goofiest franchise.
-J

Louise a diva
-T 

A pro-mom thriller featuring the most beta dad in cinematic history. Shout out to all my moms out there
-J

Thought I was watching a knock off John Wick for a sec. Didn’t know KR was in bad movies. Didn’t hit like it did when I was 8.
-T

John wick but with angels, demons, and hack writing.
-J

Is Stephen using Sacheu lip stain in noohde?
-T

Crime is cool
-J

Tbh the zombies were not that strong.. I enjoyed the kills.
-T

Boil my skull, Voldemort
-J

Hot take. Don made the right choice.
-T

More like 28 minutes wasted from my life, because most of it was fine. Looked absolutely hideous like most movies from the 2000s but I wasn’t on my phone the whole time
-J