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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2021

  what a flick! i was jittery after this one in a way my squarish lifestyle usually doesn't get me. really enjoyed being kind of suspended within not knowing if the scenes currently happening were real within the movie or not due to the weird background visual bits. also found it very fun how every character is just the absolute most that-type-of-character possible, including the southern grandma who gets like 90 seconds of screen time. also this movie was made by and stars multiple sex perverts so steal it if you're gonna check it out.

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  I, Robot 2004

  ★★ Watched 08 May 2021

  I think if I yell "hey, shut the fuck up!" at the protagonist of your movie a lot it's not a good sign about the script for your movie. also the robot guys look like a graphics card mascot they had to stop putting on the boxes because a bunch of freaks made horny art of him.

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  Alien Planet 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jul 2019

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  The Wandering Earth 2019

  ★★★★ Added

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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