jackbaileyz

jackbaileyz

hail paimon! hail paimon!



i watcha da movie

Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • Interstellar
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Beau Is Afraid

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★★

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  • Twisters

    Twisters

    ½

    this movie fucking sucked, i almost wish i was gay so i could’ve enjoyed the capybara

    would 100% rather watch jade’s dog’s balls flop in the wind for 2hr 2 minutes than rewatch this 

    also 30 minutes into the movie we had three 13 year old old little shits sit behind us kicking our chairs and giggling the entire time

    they got up and i asked “hey are you guys leaving”

    they said yeah

    i said “thank fucking god see ya later” 

    this movie could’ve had the blessing of a two star rating but fuck them kids #wetfart

  • The Zone of Interest

    The Zone of Interest

    ★★★★½

    start off by saying i really didn’t know what to write to depict this massively important movie, something so deeply disturbing and evil but presented at such a way it makes you feel as if you are just a security camera, or a floating spectator right outside the gates of hell. sound design had me very immersed the black screen opening felt like the director wanted to tell the audience hey man shits getting super real after this. 

    saw this…