Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I’m da monkey baby

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Chloe East at this point I’ll be your agent because this is frankly ridiculous

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ½ Watched 13 Dec 2022

  Got everything I love in a movie:
  - terrible performances by good actors
  - more exposition than a Human Resources onboarding video
  -references! oh boy do I love references! That’s in the mood for love I hate that movie!
  - runtime that feels longer than shoah 
  - overbearing metaphors portrayed as if they’re clever
  - that awful like 21st century concept of comedy where there isn’t really the structure of a joke just the intention of one
  - sterile action…

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2023

  Five stars cause it’s the first movie I saw with my gf