Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Sep 2022

  true wizardry is about gatekeeping Harry Potter lore without ever reading the books

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  Portrait of a Lady on Fire 2019

  ★½ Watched 21 Aug 2022

  just really, really, really boring

Popular reviews

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  The Batman 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Mar 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  The Birds 1963

  ★★ Watched 24 Jul 2021

  Hey Hitchcock, actually, birds AREN'T real, idiot.

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