Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  truly fantastic. unnerving, tense, gloomy, erotic(somehow?), its everything that any good remake should be. this is fantastic and i am so happy to say lily rose depp has won me over. she was fucking fantastic

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  so stupid it's kinda enjoyable...but that's just a theory

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  Road House 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2024 1

  no way they made a whole ass movie based on ONE family guy joke