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  The Shining 1980

  ½ Watched 23 Jul 2024

  I had extremely high hopes going to watch this highly rated supposed ‘cinematic masterpiece’ what a load of baloney. “Here’s Johnny”. Fs grow up pal. A constant stream of gobbledygook and I genuinely fist pumped once it was over. Still struggling to find a horror which matches the depth and outlay of scream 3.

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  The Real Football Factories 2006

  Watched 20 Jan 2023

  A fuckin propa film. None of this woke nonsense you get in films nowadays, just propa hard man scrapping over football teams. Tears in my eyes as it brought back memories of me following Colchester all over the country in the 80s. Danny Dyer is up there with the best actors this country has ever produced. Proud to be British

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2023 1

  I am normally not a huge fan of a film of this type. However ‘Titanic’ was simply one of the best of all time. Billy Zane and Kathy Bates are particular standouts. The only slight improvement I would suggest would be a different ending. I may have preferred the ship arriving at the destination

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  Don't Worry Darling 2022

  ★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2023

  An average film which seemed to drag on a little bit longer than needed. Harry Styles acting was a tough watch and hopefully something I don’t have to endure again. Florence Pugh was a good addition. The ending was something I didn’t expect and a twist I rather enjoyed. ‘Victory’ is an interesting project. 1950s ‘vibe’ was not for me. Few bangin sex scenes but 👍

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