Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Rainy Day in New York 2019

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Timmy doing his best impression of Woody, wait a minute this isn’t Complete Unknown?! Despite Woody being canceled I do sometimes like his work, but no one talks like that, when they’re supposed to be their 20’s. It seems odd, and it seems like he wrote it like he was Gatsby. I think it would have been better as a book maybe.

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  Ash 2025

  ★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  I love Eiza, she’s one of my celeb crushes (the gf knows) I love a bilingual baddie! But I think I like her better in 3 Body Problem, Ash has her playing into old tropes with sci fi space horrors like last years Alien or even The Thing (a favorite of mine) but this may have borrowed enough of both to make it predictable. Not to mention it didn’t really offer anything else to contribute aside from some psychedelic visuals.…

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Dark comedy in classic Bong Joon Ho style, but honestly this felt like a Kurt Vonnegut book mixed with earlier stuff like Okja. Rob is pulling double duty doing two separate Mickeys and pulling off another flawless accent, that isn’t necessary, but just works. He’s quickly going to become a staple in heavy hitters out there. Naomi was great and beautiful as ever, glad to see her hitting stride with landing big stuff like Blink twice and this. When Mark…

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I loved this, it’s quick witted and has such wonderful lines. It’s clever as all get out. It takes a classic trope and gives it a sexy way more love driven vibe. But as posh British spies where lies are the norm it takes the perfect marriage to get through it. Michael Fassbender kills it and this is a nice compliment film to The Killer for him. He is channeling a young Michael Caine with those suits and glasses, he…