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  Y2K 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  so, not very good

  we still love the 90's tho

  and nu-metal too

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  Snowpiercer 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  polar express meets karl marx

  some strong star wars rotj vibes

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  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2022

  An uplifting story of a family owned small-business trying to get through rough times

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  Hocus Pocus 2 2022

  ½ Watched 23 Oct 2022

  This was so bad it retroactively makes Hokey Pokey 1 a great movie. Why are they getting a happy ending? WHY ARE THEY GETTING A HAPPY ENDING? Fuck em, send them back to hell. The little quips too, ugh just god awful. THE EXTENDED WALGREENS COMMERCIAL?!?! This movie no joke has a fucking 7 minute long commercial for fucking walgreens. Of all the products/companies to schill for you chose Walgreens? I don’t get it man. I just don’t.

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