Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  A cute- adjacent unicorn pulling out my intestines might be my worst fear and if my son doesn’t shoot me with a flaming bow and arrow before it happens he’s getting disowned

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  Snow White 2025

  ★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  1 star for dopey and the woodland creatures

  I feel like I was held hostage by poor design choices and scary CGI. Held at gun point by skin -tight blue jeans and a cropped jacket.

Popular reviews

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  Ash 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I will be taking no complaints fuck the low reviews y’all don’t know what fun is! I feel ill why are the reviews growling at me

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2024

  this was utter perfection my GOD i will be casually speaking with that accent for the rest of my life 😍
  watching her OBLIBERATE that man’s balls with her HEEL told me everything i needed to know.

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