Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Return of Godzilla 1984

  ★★★ Rewatched 19 Feb 2025

  The split diopter shots in the scene with the Soviet and US ambassadors made me Soyjack a little bit I’m not gonna lie don’t tell anyone!

  Pretty neat monster movie the soundtracks great too

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  Amarcord 1973

  ★★★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  I had the biggest fucking grin ever watching this it’s so charming

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jul 2023 3

  Quoting my friend, it's as subtle as a fucking brick. It's contradictory in a lot of ways. It pokes fun of its consumerist nature, yet is virtually made to sell. What I did like is that it was well casted. Ryan Gosling literally stole the show. I wish it wasn't shot like a Disney+ show. It was beautiful when it wasn't being a toy commercial for a third of the time.

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Oct 2023

  I saw this at the age of fourteen, and it has only aged like wine. Everything I've ever wanted in a motion picture, rolled into a nightmare blunt. Picture John Waters directing a Phantom Of The Opera, starring Griffith from Berserk. And that movie has a love child with me, to produce this super movie.