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  Skinamarink 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2023

  “Come upstairs.” 

  Very few can articulate the barbarity of an actual nightmare, the crossover of the uncanny and materiality. Especially as a child, not only is the world around them still pondering so many questions for them to ask, but their minds are so clouded full of conjectured information, they don’t have developed consciousness to question what is presented in front of them, exploring the world as an innocent bystander. Skinamarink can be described as almost nostalgic, remembering back to…

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  Hamburger America 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  God. 
  Generations of culture defined by a piece of meat in between some bread - some of these looked absolutely vile, but would it be a cultural staple without opinions like that?

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  The Room 2003

  Watched 02 Feb 2025

  Ah, perfect for the In work on Sunday blues. 

  Oh hai, Gaiety Office. 

  
  

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  KSI: In Real Life 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Jan 2023

  seeing him cry fucked me up a little bit icl

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★½ Watched 25 Oct 2023 1

  Maybe I’m being generous but it’s freddy fazbear on the silver screen.

  Made for fans. If you go into it knowing that, you’ll know EXACTLY what to expect. Excruciatingly mediocre from another perspective - if this is someone’s intro into the franchise, I highly doubt they’ll be a fan afterwards. Clearly too focused on pleasing fans rather than making the cinematic leap worthwhile, coming across too forced and a little awkward at times when actors are supposed to force out a famous line, almost pausing for an applause afterwards.