Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Pattinson, Ackie, and the production design do so much to keep together this overly blunt, messier third round of sci-fi he’s doing!  I just, Bong Jon Ho-ped for more on this one.

  That said, whatever Toni Collete is doing in this, I want more. Queen’s got the sauce.

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  The Monkey 2025

  Watched 01 Mar 2025

  this exact thing happened to me, but with my GameCube Donkey Konga Bongos 💔

  a lovely twin movie double feature with Adaptation.

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  I often overrate, over classify, and generalize.

  Listen to me when I see this is THE most visceral, disgusting film I’ve ever sat through.

  I now know what it felt like in the 1920s when those poor souls saw a train on film and thought it was real, but with 5x more Demi Moore nudity.

  aggressive, excessive satire with:
  killer style, killer substance.

  did I see Maeve look at her wedding ring after the show and genuinely think she was reconsidering our entire marriage? sure, but I also lended her my hat to muffle her gagging noises during the show as well 💗

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2024

  I just plain love the shots where a stranger is observing our main two characters, centering you with a sense of time and place. 

  damn!