Ah, Toy Story 3. Where do I even begin? A heartwarming tale about friendship, nostalgia, and—oh yeah—pure, unfiltered emotional devastation.

The film starts off innocent enough: Andy, now a college-bound young adult, has forgotten about his childhood toys, just like the rest of us forgot about our Neopets. Woody, Buzz, and the gang find themselves mistakenly donated to a daycare, which, at first, seems like a paradise. But hold onto your cowboy hats, because suddenly the movie transforms into The…

Mr Bean's Holiday is perhaps the greatest film ever made. I have seen many, from Shawshank Redemption to Green Mile as well as Cars 2.

This film is about the journey, the people he meets along the way and the places he finds himself in.

One second he'll be on the train heading to cannes, then ends up orphaning a French Youngling as a result of inadvertently locking his father out of the train.

The other, he'll be acting as…

You know that feeling when you order a simple cheeseburger, but the waiter instead brings you a five-tier cake, a live fireworks display, and a free trip to space? That’s Cars 2.

The first Cars movie was about a hotshot race car learning humility in a sleepy desert town. Cars 2 throws all that out the window, slaps on a tuxedo, and goes full James Bond meets Nascar on a caffeine overdose.

Let’s talk about the main character—no, not Lightning…