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  Metropolis 1927

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2020

  yup

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  Gold Diggers of 1933 1933

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Apr 2020

  fucking banger

Popular reviews

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  Her 2013

  ★★ Watched 30 Dec 2019 1

  CUE THE SAD FUCKING PIANO MUSIC MONTAGE JESUS CHRIST GIVE ME A BREAK I FELT NOTHING FOR THIS MAN AND OH MY GOD THE SUPER INTELLIGENT AI IS EVOLVING OH NOOOOO AND NOW SHE’S TALKING TO ALAN FUCKING WATTS?!? OH MY GOD HUNNY, I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS IN LOVE EVEN THOUGH I DON’T SHOW IT WHATSOEVER THROUGHOUT THE FILM. SACRIFICE? NEVER HEARD OF HER. NO PUN INTENDED. TRASH. THE ART DIRECTION WAS TIGHT THOUGH. K BYE

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  Tesla 2020

  ★★ Watched 03 Feb 2020

  i’d wipe my ass w this fuckin movie

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