Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Hawk Down 2001

  ★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  Had to grab a beer for the surgery scene. That’s about all I got for this one

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  The Art of Self-Defense 2019

  ★★ Watched 11 Feb 2025

  Saddest moment was when he said he would never pet his wieny dog ever again

Popular reviews

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  Collateral 2004

  ★ Watched 22 Nov 2023

  once in a while you just watch a movie that makes you think there’s an impossibly massive conspiracy of people pretending to like it. 

  AM I INSANE????

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  Civil War 2024

  ★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025 2

  *something happens*
  *something else fucked up happens*
  *COD escort mission*
  *the worst needle drop you’ve ever heard*

  Repeat 3 times, sprinkle in Kirsten dunst RBF and Jesse plemmons type cast. Boom. Movie. 

  White House raid was kinda cool, I guess. Im sorry, maybe I missed the point but if you want us to care at all about the action sequences, you HAVE TO provide SOME lore and context. Otherwise, go make a short film just on journalism and standby-ism. 

  Also, I’m never letting Alex Garland MC my wedding.

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