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The Good Son 1993
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genuinely scarier than Alien (1979) and i'm not kidding. macaulay culkin is such a scary actor and i think he should be the new jigsaw! he kinda ate this up!
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Alien 1979
docked half a point for simply not being that scary. but it was quite tense and quite good! the shot where ripley leans back and ash is behind her is going to stick with me forever i think. shoutout to jones. my favorite little guy. amazing set design and art direction, excellent use of lighting, i love you ellen ripley!!!! im so glad ridley scott only makes good movies and never makes bad ones. right? right guys
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Stand by Me 1986
rob reiner has an amazing talent to make movies just fly by, which is crazy because this movie is kind of boring on da surface. i can’t think of anything less i would want to do than journey out to find a corpse on purpose. that actually sounds devastatingly scary. anyway color grading was gorgeous and the acting on the kids was really good but unfortunately everything stephen king creates is gaudy and annoying and inescapable so just like Misery, a good film is ruined by being based on something bad. everyone stop making things based on stephen king NOW
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