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  The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 1966

  ★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2020

  Clint Eastwood is an asshole.

  This movie should be called
  "The asshole, the guy who's just trying to do his job, and the louder asshole."

  I will also accept "Three assholes ignore a war to shoot guns and go treasure hunting instead."

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  Mulan 1998

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2020

  Ive never seen this whole movie. Ive watched it like 100 times. But somehow I've never seen the part at the beginning where it explains why there is a cricket.

  The heart is for when General Shang lays a brutal 6 point critical combo on Shan Yu's Ass

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  The Invisible Man 2020

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2020 1

  Where the fuck is that guy?

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  Hold Still 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2020

  This makes me feel legit

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