Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scary Movie 2 2001

  ★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  This could have been soo funny (and it was) but this was the grossest movie I’ve ever seen. Even grosser than The Substance

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  SZA is the prettiest woman to ever be in a movie. Why don’t they make buddy comedies like this anymore??

Popular reviews

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  Small Town Girl 1953

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Dec 2023

  If you thought Farley Granger was gay in Rope...

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  Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 1964

  ★ Watched 13 Dec 2024 1

  What’s crazy is I fully grew up on this movie, and like genuinely thought it was good. My dad brought it home one day, I didn’t ask any questions and definitely watched it multiple times with enjoyment. What the fuck was wrong with me?