jacobernst1

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  • Frownland
  • The Meetings of Anna
  • La Chinoise
  • Trouble Every Day

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  • Enter the Void

    Enter the Void

    This movie reminds me of a time when I entered into the stratosphere with my shoes on. The way the camera moving through the walls reminds me of when I once emerged back into my birthing mother. From there I learned that I was piece of shit for wearing my shoes in the first place.

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  • 964 Pinocchio

    964 Pinocchio

    ★★★★

    SECOND WATCH!!




    Watched the newly restored HD version of this in a theater (I still can’t believe it) which was a both a massive step up and more graphic in a disgusting way from the 480p version that I watched on youtube.


     

The speakers in the theater were turned up to the maximum volume which gave me a new appreciation for the disgusting ASMR that was present in the film: salivating, chewing, the gooey and squishy sounds from rolling around…

  • The Brown Bunny

    The Brown Bunny

    ★★★★

    While not much happened in the first hour and ten minutes of the film, which was filled with long sequences of the road, there was a beauty in its stagnate nature. It almost felt like it was over before it even started. Then the last sequence hit like a truck.


    I also loved the cinematography.