J. Janz

J. Janz

Ithaca '28, bitch
semi-pro nerd
Screenwriter, Definitely

Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Alien
  • Inland Empire
  • Smoke Signals

Recent activity

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  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★★½

  • Smoke Signals

    ★★★★★

  • Do the Right Thing

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

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  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★★½

    maaan populism’s a bitch

  • Smoke Signals

    Smoke Signals

    ★★★★★

    god is my father
    i don’t look like him
    been eating for so long
    yet i feel so thin

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  • A Chestnut Family Christmas

    A Chestnut Family Christmas

    ½

    This shit was shot like a porn. It’s convincing me that people that like these things get off on these cheesy poorly written obnoxiously corny poorly written run of the mill every shot is the same white void background movies. Not even hating there’s just nothing here but corniness. I used to like Logic, and this is somehow cornier than his music. Made for kids ass bullshit. Lonely suburban mom fuel. Who makes these?


    Edit: actually watched this all the way through and it’s actually pretty fun and nice and feel good and I can already feel like I’m turning into my grandmother

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★★

    Every time I watch this I start thinking and I start thinking hard. I think about myself the first two times I watched it, once on my own and once with my parents. The first time, I saw marxist movie magic. I couldn't stop myself from loving it if I tried at age 13. Then at 14 I made my parents watch it with me: bad idea. They hated it so much that the Netflix app was removed from my…