jacob🏴‍☠️

jacob🏴‍☠️

lovingly giving movies 3-4 stars

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • The Lighthouse
  • Hereditary
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Yeah!

    Mark Ruffalo’s Trump isn’t “bad” he’s just so easily mogged by Toni Collette that it dims in comparison. 

    Love a movie where everyone is stupid and volatile, actually.

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

    ★★★★

    Oh my godddddddddddd

    Really noticed the cinematography this time. Such fun color grading and stupid use of camera angles. Loved it dearly.

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  • But I'm a Cheerleader

    But I'm a Cheerleader

    ★★★★½

    Was that Michelle Williams???? 

    Also, like, wow.

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★★

    Watched with my roommates, including three straight men who absolutely hated it. 

    This made me really appreciate how damn good Bruce Willis is in this movie. He absolutely destroys every single scene. Legendary.

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