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Blue Velvet 1986
I was more than happy to watch this again with my step-sis. She didn't even get offended, or say I don't get it. Best of all she laughed right along with me.
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Cheeky 2000
If you can make it ten minutes in without beating off, your a better man than I. Female lead is beautiful, but unlikeable. Male protagonist is relatable up until the end. Tinto Brass likes stink finger, yuck. After you've rubbed one out, and your self opinion is low, that isn't something you wanna see. A few Kubrick shots and a hilariously bad dub is all this has going for it. Europeans have the ugliest dicks in the world, not that I was looking.
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Blue Velvet 1986
Blue Velvet is David Lynch's best work, an absolute masterpiece, and an American classic. It is also the film where David came into his own as a director, and established his style.
All the trademarks of Lynch's style are present, daffy humor, impeccable camera placement, perfect lighting along with dark corridors or hallways, and the use of ominous sound. Speaking of the sound, this is the first of a longtime collaboration with composer Angelo Badalamenti. I can't say it's his…
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