Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eephus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Lots of good facial hair in this one.

  Lots of bad hairlines in this one.

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  Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025 1

  Marcus fucking Baker telling me fun facts about cacti while Rebecca Ferguson is walking in slow motion out of a pool

Popular reviews

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  Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 2006

  ★ Watched 23 Oct 2020

  Not for me. Not even close.

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  Rookie of the Year 1993

  ★★★½ Rewatched 04 Dec 2020

  6 year old me: Yo, Henry is the coolest

  24 year old me: Yo, Henry’s mom tho