Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Wild Child 2008

  Watched 28 Jan 2025

  This is not a François Truffaut movie

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  The Magnificent Seven 2016

  ★★½ Watched 18 Jan 2025 1

  They named this movie after me

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2024

  The decision between accepting that this film is a masterpiece and saying “may thy shite drip and splatter”

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.