Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Aug 2023

  these BLACK ASS TURTLES!!!!!!

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  pink by lizzo

Popular reviews

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  The Whale 2022

  ½ Watched 10 Dec 2022

  perhaps the worst film i have EVER seen in my life. everyone involved in this film.. right to jail then hell after. fuck everyone who was involved in the movie-making process. hell, prison, a lifetime stuck in portage, indiana awaits these people.

  
  fat people are deserving of love, respect, kindness and something much much better than the whale. sry.

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  The Boss Baby 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Nov 2019 1

  An absolutely iconic piece of cinema.