jadeturner

jadeturner

if you couldn’t tell already, i’m gay ⚢

Favorite films

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • TÁR
  • Lost in Translation
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Anora

    ★★★

  • Moana

    ★★★★½

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★½

  • One of Them Days

    ★★★★

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★

    sigh… this film was not it

  • Moana

    Moana

    ★★★★½

    Finally watched Moana!!! As a self-proclaimed mermaid and lover of the sea, I feel like this movie was made for me

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  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    If I had to summarize this movie in one phrase, it would be: “written and directed by a man.”

    I honestly can’t believe what I just watched. The fact that such blatant sexual objectification and commodification is being celebrated as “feminism” makes me sick.

    The main character is sexualized before she can even form a phrase, through deeply fetishistic masturbation scenes that only a man could have possibly imagined. Shortly after, Mark Ruffalo’s character makes off with this woman who…

  • My Old Ass

    My Old Ass

    As a lesbian, this movie made me so f*cking upset. I was SO close to walking out. The movie started and I was having a great time, thinking, FINALLY a lesbian protagonist who isn’t closeted, yearning, or discovering her sexuality! MC is just gay and the plot isn’t about her gayness. The film was so funny and the jokes were really landing in the theatre. Well, that is, until this stinky greasy ugly ass looking white man Chad entered the…

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