Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2024

  Happened to a buddy of mine once. Kung fu kicked his ugly self into a glass coffee table and then turned into a floop person on New Year’s Eve. I miss him

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  Shark Tale 2004

  ★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024

  Why was the hermit crab meant to be homeless he lived in a shell. Otherwise flawless film

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  Beautiful and droning. It’s immersive and epic yet cozy at the same time. I love the moodiness and the costume designs

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  Mystery Men 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  Death Man is dead

  (Extremely nostalgic and still hilarious to me. I saw it in a packed theater which definitely enhanced the experience. When I was a kid I named my beta fish Casanova Frankenstein. The Bowler is the best superhero ever no contest.)

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