jaeben

jaeben

Ousted from the film bro community for disliking citizen kane

Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • The Sound of Music
  • Parasite
  • Bottoms

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Enchanted

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Watching a Bong Joon Ho film and hearing the words “money” and “economic” activates me like a sleeper agent

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    ★★★★

    A few reasons why this was made for me:
    1. Pope Francis was elected when I was a third-grader at a Catholic school, and my friends and I watched hours of news coverage before screaming with excitement at his first public appearance
    2. My lifelong proclivity for minding others' business
    3. Gay

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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    jaelyn's "getting older and going home-home" 101:
    1. say goodbye to your best friends and teammates
    2. cry so hard you develop a splitting migraine
    3. take down decor (make mental note not to use double-sided tape next year)
    3. order dumplings, lay in fetal position, play lady bird
    4. cry at the end because that's where you start relating to the movie now (good thing)
    6. and because you love and miss your friends here
    7. and because you…

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    jaelyn's "the morning you leave for college 101:"
    1. finish packing
    2. watch lady bird
    3. cry until you can't see straight
    4. watch the sun rise
    5. say your name out loud until you begin to love it
    6. hug your mom