Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 2001

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2024 1

  Bright blue his jacket is
  And his boots are… not in this film
  
  
  probably for the best tbh
  
  
  (this was objectively worse than the river thief, kris)

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  Maestro 2023

  ★★ Watched 07 Jan 2024

  Felt more like a montage than a movie, but looked good

Popular reviews

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  Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 May 2020 1

  words cannot describe the phenomenality of this film. Any attempt to review it with the English language would simply insult the film and its producers.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Jun 2023 1

  kinda like the golden calf at sinai.

  It looks really good but presents a morality that is ambiguous at best and insidious at worst. Don't take any relationship advice from this film, but if you're an animator you could def take some notes, it looked really good. Also, divorced from morality the story was well crafted, it would be incredibly based if the writing team was introduced to the Gospel and the film ended with Miles Morales attending a CREC…

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