Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lair of the White Worm 1988

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  She bit that dick off!

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  She got the sawwuuuuccce

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  Idk, cummy bath water? I’ll yuck that yum. Kinda like a more hectic version of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging, without the satisfying ending. Richard E Grant amazing as usual. A24 more like OK25

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 May 2024 1

  Can’t believe I’ve been waiting ten years for this unimaginably awful salt and vinegar shit. In it for the first act, despite the dull script, acting and robocop fall green screen. Australia’s least interesting export Chris Hemsworth teaming up with Anya who just can’t be ugly for two seconds despite laughable attempts. 17th act of the film carries out like my uncle’s death to cancer in 2007. How could you make a Mad Max movie and shoot cars like they’re in Bad Boys 2, you’re fucked in the head bro

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