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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  FU-CKING-HELL.

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  A Haunted House 2013

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  ½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  What an utterly terrible film. Corny, predictable, unnecessary hot potential lovers. Bridget Jones is 100% schizophrenic and should be admitted to the psych ward ASAP! Would not recommend on the grounds that they let THREE!! helium balloons go into the atmosphere!!! ❌ NOT HAPPY JAN!!!!

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  What a movie! 100% deserved a box office release, it would’ve ATE in cinemas.

  The thrill of a dystopian reality always gets me going, and a mysterious strangers to lovers story line, sooo much better than enemies to lovers.

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