Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Barbie as The Princess & the Pauper 2004

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  I just felt like Princess Barbie needed to be scalped in this

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  While this does have a tonal shift towards the end, is missing what feel like key scenes, and maybe runs a tad too long for what it is, my God was this entertaining.

  The silliness of Art really made this one for me, and the gore helped a bit too, but can we pleas give David Howard Thornton an Oscar?

Popular reviews

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  Tombs of the Blind Dead 1972

  ★★★½ Watched 13 May 2024

  All the budget went on Betty’s costume design

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  Tarot 2024

  ½ Watched 13 May 2024

  Do you remember that scene in the SpongeBob movie where SpongeBob steps on Plankton and thinks it’s something else and starts scraping his shoe along the floor, but Plankton is screaming in agony and SpongeBob carries on, then you realise that this is probably the slowest part of Plankton’s life: each of his physical molecules being scraped across concrete, his nerve endings being raked over gravel and rock, the most excruciating pain he’s ever felt?

  That’s what Tarot feels like.

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