Jake_Plissken

Jake_Plissken

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Adaptation.
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • Zodiac

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  • Pitch Black

    ★★★★

  • The Gorge

    ½

  • Heretic

    ★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★★

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  • Pitch Black

    Pitch Black

    ★★★★

    This movie holds up. Such a good background noise movie. You can zone out for half an hour and when you come to it’s still Vin just slowly backing into to darkness in every scene saying someone like “remember what I told you..stay in the light”  I’ve seen this problem 5 times

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ½

    More like, The George.

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  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ½

    More like the George. Sheesh 

     I couldn’t believe how bad this was. It felt like a script wrote by AI. Like someone wrote this and thought 👍 then someone read it and thought 👍 and THEN..THEN someone acted it out and a director said. CUT! THATS A WRAP! GREAT SHOOT TODAY FOLKS! Jeeeeeesus Christ 

    When she was “the best sniper in the world” cutting wood in Siberia in her fashion nova outfit then senses him watching her through binoculars 1/4 mile away and looks over her shoulder at him 🤦🏻‍♂️ whaaaaat theeee fuuuuck. I hate it.

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