Jake At Night

Jake At Night

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  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Batman
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Chef

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    The Shining, The Fly, and Suspiria gave birth to a younger version of themselves out of their spines and created The Substance. Suspend some disbelief and embark on a harrowing morality tale. If you have a fear of needles, nails, and body horror you will be squirming in your seat.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    Big dick is back in town. Nosferatu brings us one of the most complete vampire/Dracula retellings. This movie brings you all of the iconic vampire iconography in the most effect way I may have ever seen. The first 20-30 minutes are flawless, every frame is a painting. Nosty himself is terrifying, but maybe a little verbose for my taste. His mustache is distracting. I feel like the vampire is scarier when he is off screen. The runtime dragged on my…

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  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★½

    Don’t let the B&W and film grain filter fool you, this is still a Marvel product. It’s got the mood-killing quippy dialogue that comes standard issue. The super-powered action sequences lack weight or stakes. It makes an homage to the classic Universal monster movies without replicating what made those special, but at least they tried.

  • The Fog

    The Fog

    ★½

    Pirates of the Caribbean is scarier than this. 

    👻🏴‍☠️/5

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