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  • Legally Blonde

    ★★★½

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★

  • Splinter

    ★★½

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  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★½

    If only I was blonde.
    Or at least had hair

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★★★

    Bowser can suck a fat chode because my inner child is healed

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  • High Tension

    High Tension

    ★★★★

    Had a bigger twist than when Flo got hold of my nips on my birthday.

  • Bone Tomahawk

    Bone Tomahawk

    ★★★½

    Got the dad from Sky High so yeah.. Boner alert

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