JakeDaSnake14

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Favorite films

  • Fight Club
  • Prisoners
  • Blade Runner 2049
  • La La Land

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  • Encanto

    ★★★★

  • Snow White

    ★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Elemental

    ★★★★

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  • Encanto

    Encanto

    ★★★★

    This was such a fun movie. I caught myself dancing and moving on multiple occasions. Great songs. Great message.

    I need to find myself a woman like Luisa 😍

  • Snow White

    Snow White

    ★½

    The way people talk about Anya Taylor-Joy having an uncanny valley look to her face I feel that Rachel Zegler suffers the same fate.

    Gal Gadot evil in this movie and irl #FreePalestine

    Sad there's no Shrek or Donkey cameo

    This movie is kind of ass and the CGI is wack for the animals and dwarves

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  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    ½

    This is the 2nd attempt I gave this movie. I stopped about 20 minutes in the 1st attempt because not only did Stanley Kubrick think starting with a gang rape was good for an opening but that he would include a 2nd right after.

    Had I not spent the $8 to see this in theaters I would have walked out after the first 20 minutes again. I was thinking maybe in the comfort of the Alamo Drafthouse I might see…

  • Mafia Mamma

    Mafia Mamma

    Regal can't keep breaking my heart for Mystery Movie Mondays.

    The target demographic for this movie is everything opposite of me as an individual. The bodyguards and their antics are the only thing bringing this to a single star.

    You will like this movie if you are:
    -45+
    -In a book club
    -An avid reader of those Fabio romance novels
    -A white woman

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