Jake

Jake

"When shit hits the fan, it all smells the same."

Favorite films

  • Full Metal Jacket
  • Magnolia
  • The Exorcist III
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • Hardcore Henry

    ★★★★

  • Dragonball Evolution

    ★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★★

    Really, really enjoyed this, expected it to be less serious but the good mix of dark comedy and political satire was cool

  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    Chekov's hot chocolate

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    Those last 20 mins bumped up up the rating I had no idea what the fuck was going to happen. It's probably the best the xenomorph and face huggers have looked since the original alien if not the best they've ever looked. The visuals and lighting was phenomenal (apart from 1 face swap which looks awful imo) multiple times I was blown away by the practical lighting but once again we get some absolutely brain dead characters, some of their decisions are objectively awful and took me out the film. Pretty good though overall and better than I thought it was going to be

  • The Man from Earth

    The Man from Earth

    ½

    Unronically one of the worst films I've ever seen if not the worst

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