Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  As a kid Keira Knightley changed something inside of me. I went from a boy to a man. And now I’m still a boy hoping for the return of corsets!

  10.0

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  Van Helsing 2004

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  The original alpha male wolf 

  4.6

Popular reviews

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  Anyone But You 2023

  ½ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  Not enough Sydney sweeny nude.

  6.4

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  Top two and it ain’t one (cars). This still hits and the music is great. Makes me want to learn to actually cook bc I’m cooked 👨🏾‍🍳 

  9.0