Jake Robinson

Jake Robinson

Now I aint a film bro, but I do be flicking through sites and VPNs sometimes

Favorite films

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
  • Yesterday
  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
  • Punch-Drunk Love

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  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    ★★★★½

  • Blind Date

    ★★½

  • Vintage Blood

    ★★

  • Borderlands

    ★½

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  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

    Plot:
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  • The Vast of Night

    The Vast of Night

    ★★★½

    Evokes the spookiness of campfire scary stories, slowly and subtly, without relying on any adrenaline fuelled reveals, shocks or scares.
    This type of audio/narrative horror and second-hand storytelling is a nice break from the frequent gratuity of visual horror, and really lets you settle into the story with the characters, as the plot unfolds simultaneously in real time for you and them.

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  • Dog Soldiers

    Dog Soldiers

    ★★★★½

    A truly accurate depiction of the great north, and of what my parents think will happen to the house if they let my mates stay over.

  • Jingle All the Way

    Jingle All the Way

    ★★★½

    My man racked up quite the record:
    Theft, inciting a riot, terrorism, kidnapping, racketeering, intent to buy, intent to sell, possession, assault, breaking and entering, child abandonment, fraud, property damage, assaulting a minor, assaulting a police officer, speeding, dangerous driving, man slaughter, sexual assault, pedophilia, trespassing, coercion, animal abuse, arson, criminal damage, grievous bodily harm, fleeing a crime scene, hit and run, hate speech, treason, attempted genocide, reckless endangerment, attempted murder, neglect and criminal counterfeiting.

    Also fuck you Booster!