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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012
been sitting on my review of this movie and the twilight series as a whole for a little bit but i think i can sum the whole shebang up with one word: “bad”
nothing ever happens. there are no stakes. no one dies. there’s a dramatic scene in this last movie where some main characters finally die, and there’s some buy in. then that whole thing is revealed as a vision that won’t come to pass. apparently the fight scene wasn’t…
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
i wish the part of my brain that feels joy wasn’t broken in a way that medication is holding together worse than the elastic on my oldest pair of boxers is holding its shape. maybe then i would have enjoyed this more
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Nope 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Very spooky good vibes with a plot that doesn’t go where you’d expect but but way more importantly:
Keke Palmer does The Akira Slide during an alien chase sequence and I was hooting and hollering in the theater when it happened
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Midnight Mass 2021
If you cut out the dumbass monologues this would be movie-length and if you kept it a movie this would be much much better
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